#WriterProblems Love me or hate me, at least get to know me first….Whaddya say? 😉
Freelance Writer, Editor, Poet, and Communications Consultant
Tag: humor
Practicing new paper size and timing for tomorrow’s gig at @broadwaycoffeehouse. Eddie is always pushing me to put forth my best performance. Thanks for the prompts, my friend. 🙂
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Can I get an “AMEN”?! #andperhapsahallelujahThere you go, boys. Eat your heart out. ❤ @melodramatic.fool @eddiecabbage #LettersToAFriendSeries
When a friend tries to apologize for ranting…you respond in the only way any kind, caring, and understanding friend would…with humor and a slap on the back. #TuesdayBruiseDay #SlapsAreGoodForYou #SoIsVenting #ExfoliateTheSoul #MyLifePoetic
Apparently I died of dysentery along the Oregon Collaboration Trail… Thanks @eddiecabbage. -__- #RhetoricalRedhead #EddieCabbage #NewHighScore #ISurvivedEverything #ExceptDysentery #EddieGaveItToMe #PremeditatedMurder #ImComingForYouAsshole #OregonTrailRatedMForMature #AndTheyCallThisAKidsGame #DonnerPartyDinnerParty
A little birdie (*cough*@eddiecabbage) told me @christopherpoindexterwas hosting open DMs on Tuesday nights…and Christopher…since I love you…if you’re hosting, I’m roasting. Respectfully yours, my dear. ❤ #YouBeHostinIBeRoastin #RoastedPoindexter #NOMS #AnswerMyDMChristopher
#WeGotOurselvesAKeeper Yeah. That actually happened hahaha. Any writers out there care to share a memorable *blink blink* moment? We’ve all had them. Of all kinds. What’s your (humiliating/brow-raising/infuriating/etc) experience? We all love a good story! #BlinkBlinkWriterMoment BEGINS! Whether you were on the receiving end or you’ve dished it out yourself, I would love to see what kind of hilarity will ensue! Cheers!
I’m going away. (Well. For like, 5 days. On vacation. Even though I’m sick. #irony But I’ll be back.) And I’m taking these with me. (In hindsight, I probably will have to ditch 3 or 5 of these due to minimal packing space. But you’d better believe that if I had Mary Fucking Poppin’s purse, I’d bring ’em all, baby.#nobookleftbehind) Which brings me to my question for YOU! If you had to go somewhere and could only bring ONE book with you, what would you choose? (I shall permit 2, for those who struggle, because, let’s be honest, that’s just…
Little known fact about me: In addition to underwater basket-weaving, I have also mastered the art of photo-bombing. A sure-fire hit at parties, weddings, and in overpopulated, stereotypical, touristy locations. You can imagine how popular I am amongst my friends…However, I feel like I’m doing them a service–a necessary survival exercise, if you will–keeps people on their toes, always alert and on the lookout for the Ginger Flash. She’s always out there. Lurking. Waiting… #nomorecoffee #butseriously #takeitaway #itsmyfriday #dontjudgeme
#tbt to that one time my #1supertech dad personalized my invoice….Oh wait. That’s every time. 😉 #1techinthenation #nojoke #acura #supertech #bestinthenation